narrator+++THE WORST LUNAR FIC EVER! (By SonicBlade) PART V: AAAAARGH!! OMG!! THE BLACK DEMON HELL DRAGON JENNIFER! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! CALL THE MEDIA!! START A DEFENSE FUND!! ARM THE NUCLEAR MISSILES!! ARGH!!!! *ahem* jimbobsupreme+++Jim Bob Supreme: So, welcome to Part V, the not-so-long awaited new installment in... joeblowdeluxe+++Joe Blow Deluxe: THE WORST LUNAR FANFIC EVER!! ghall+++Sonic: Er...what are you doing here? Jim+++Jim: Well...that moron Night gave us a bounced check as a salary. Joe+++Joe: Yeah, he's so moronic. What a moron. Hah hah!! ghalpindif+++Sonic: Well...I'm not paying you, either. It seems like you need to be back in the Nightfic, since he's searching for the cure for Lameritis, and you obviously have been stricken with the disease. Now scram! Joe+++Joe: Well...you haven't seen the last of BIG JOE! Ah Hah Hah hah hah!! *Transforms into Big Joe from Xenogears* ghalshout+++Sonic: Big...Joe? No...it...can't be him.... Jim+++Jim: Anyway, back to the story. ghalpmad+++Sonic: I said SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY STORY!! Jim+++Jim: Alright! Geez! Moron. TheRealNarrarator+++Ah. It's good to be back. I didn't think those two would ever get off my mic. narrator+++Anyways, Sonic and company were on Lunar, finding themselves face to face with the Black Demon Hell Dragon Jennifer...otherwise known as Sonic's baby sister. Sad, huh? hiroshout+++Artemi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~ GGGGGGGGGG~ HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Oh, what drama!!) kdrag+++Jennifer: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! WATCH ELMO!!! WATCH ELMO, 'ICHAEL!! ghalpmad+++Sonic: ...I don't have the tape, sis. We had to take it back to Blockbuster, okay? Elmo gone. Okay? leoethink+++Night: Um...maybe you shouldn't have said that... kdrag+++Jennifer: WAAAAH! WATCH ELMO!! *Breathes a spout of fire into space, utterly destroying the Blue Star in a fashion very reminiscent of Piccolo of DBZ fame, in an impressive, if utterly useless, show of power.* hiroshout+++Artemi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! EARTH!! She blew up Earth!! AH!!! leoeindif+++Night: Hmm....Grenada...destroyed... leoelaugh+++Night: Oh well. Shit happens, right? ronfarcomment+++Cain: Hmph. I've seen much more powerful magic than that. Just blowing up one planet? Is that all you can manage? kdrag+++Jennifer: Grrrrrr......*turns menacingly towards Cain* ronfarblush+++Cain: Uh...I'm joking, of course!! Heh, heh, heh!! Get it? hirocomment+++Artemi: Sonic...If we don't get that Elmo in Grouchland tape, Lunar is doomed! ghalp+++Sonic: (Wow, he actually said something to further the plot!) Um...where can we find it, though? Every Blockbuster on Earth was just destroyed! leo+++Night: Hmm....Well...there IS Meribia. We could try there...But who has any cash? Not me... ghalcomment+++Sonic: No...Artemi used all my money buying me that dungeon...er...nevermind. ronfarthink+++Cain: I spent all my money on the newest collegiate dictionary. leoshout+++Night: ...No one has any money? Crud!! ruby+++Traitor: ...Sorry...looks like I'm broke too... leothink+++Night: How'd YOU get back? I thought you were...nevermind. We're still screwed. No one has any money. hiro+++Artemi: Actually...I've got fifty bucks. It's enough for a taxi to Merivia and a movie rental. ghalp+++Sonic: Alright! Thanks, 'Tem! But...where'd you get the money? leoindif+++Night: Who cares? Let's get going before your sister goes ballistic! narrator+++Meanwhile, in the Magic City of Vane... nall+++Mox: So....Luna. How would you like to have a romantic dinner at the Ritz? lunahappy+++Luna: Oh, I'd love to! nall+++Mox: Heh...alright. Hmmmm.... nallmad+++Mox: HEY! Where the hell is my wallet?!! Narrator+++Later, in the Meribian Movie Store... hirothink+++Artemi: Hmm...Anime. Adult anime! Hmmm....Yessss... leothink+++Night: *backs away* er...We'd better look in the kid's section, I guess. ronfargrin+++Cain: Hold on...look at this! The How To Learn Ancient Languages Collection! rubycomment+++Traitor: I thought you knew all those ancient languages. ronfarthink+++Cain: I do. It's just really amusing to laugh at how much of an imbecile the instructor is. rubygrin+++Traitor: ... ... ...Oh, look! The Ultimate N'Sync Fan Video!! leothink+++Night: ...*sigh*...Bambi....Aladdin...The Little Mermaid...*hums 'Under the Sea'* ...I don't see it. MovieGuy+++Movie Guy: Can I help you? ghalpindif+++Sonic: Yeah. We're lookin' for a Sesame Street movie. Elmo in Grouchland. MovieGuy+++Movie Guy: Huh? Aren't you a little old for... ghalpmad+++Sonic: It's a mission to save Lunar, you imbecile! Now do you have the Elmo in Grouchland movie? Tell me!! *Lights up in a blue aura* MovieGuy+++Movie Guy: Erm...er...lemme see...*fumbles with register* ...Nope. It's not in. It was rented by someone by the name of...Shunaria DeLan. Last Night. leoshout+++Night: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ghalshout+++Sonic: The horror!! leoattack+++Night: Tell us everything you heard! Did she say where she went? MovieGuy+++Movie Guy: Well, I'm not supposed to tell. ghalp+++Sonic: Hey, 'Tem. Cummere for a sec. hirobare+++Artemi: *Is drooling over the anime movies* ...um...okay. ghalp+++Sonic: Would you mind...greasing this guy's palms a little? hiroscratch+++Artemi: What are you talking about? I don't have any lotion. And what makes you think-- leoindif+++Night: He means a BRIBE, goofball! hirosad+++Artemi: Oh. But...I wanted to get that Sailor Moon Uncut video... ghalp+++Sonic: Hmm...(Maybe I should give him that suitcase of SM videos I promised him earlier. ...Nah...He wouldn't rememer anyway.) leoshout+++Night: Good Lord, man, the future of the world is in your hands! Are you going to sacrifice the whole of Lunar for your filthy (if highly pleasurable) desires?! hirosad+++Artemi: Aww...alright...*slaps the fifty dollar bill into Movie Guy's palm* leothink+++Night: Now...where'd they go? MovieGuy+++Movie Guy: I heard this Shunaria person talking to some girl with green ponytails...it was really frightening, but the main thing they said was that they were going to Vane. leosad+++Night: Great...now we gotta find a way to get up there. ghalev+++Sonic: Hah..not a problem for me! Let's go! narrator+++WHY DOES THE ELMO IN GROUCHLAND VIDEO REST IN THE FEMINIST HANDS OF SHUNARIA AND SAMARA? narrator+++WHY DOES TRAITOR KEEP REAPPEARING FOR NO GOOD REASON? narrator+++WHY IS ARTEMI SUDDENLY ACTING MORE HEROIC? narrator+++AND WHO THE HELL IS BIG JOE? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF... narrator+++THE W O R S T L U N A R F I C E V E R !!!