narrator+++THE WORST LUNAR FIC EVER! (By SonicBlade) PART IV: DUDE, THIS IS LIKE THE MOST EXCELLENT PART AND YOU WILL LOVE IT! IT'S KICKIN'! GNARLY!! ghalcomment+++Sonic: So... leo+++Night: So... ronfar+++Cain: So... hirogrin+++Artemi: Come on, guys! Let's go on a grand adventure! Let us see the world! Beautiful snow topped mountains, the sunset.... leothink+++Night: er...ah...um...no. ghal+++Sonic: Tem! *where did you put Lucia?!* hiroscratch+++Artemi: *In your secret dungeon.* ghalcomment+++Sonic: *I have a secret dungeon?!* hiroscratch+++Artemi: *Er...well...you didn't BEFORE. But...I got one installed for half price! Econo-Dungeon! 'High Quality Torture Chambers for YOUR Family!!'TM ghal+++Sonic: Er...yay! ronfarthink+++Cain: *is reading a thesaurus* Did you know that ostentatious is synonymous with pretentious? leoindif+++Night: Of course. What do you think we are, imbeciles? *has no idea whatsoever* ghal+++Sonic: Hey Night, would you mind reviving Traitor again? It might get boring without someone to bash on. ramuslaugh+++Max: Log, log, log!! It's the funniest toy in the world!! Log, log, log...play with it till you hurl... leothink+++Night: *slaps Max* Hmmm....alright. *casts Life 2 on Traitor* rubygrin+++Traitor Reborn Reborn: Ah!! Feels so good to be alive! Thanks, Night!! ghalmad+++Sonic: Er...why did I say that....ack. narrator+++Suddenly, there was a giant rumbling in the ground!! leoshout+++Night: WHAT IS THAT?!?!? rubycomment+++Traitor: I TOLD you guys there was something happening. But did anyone pay attention to me? No...Don't I feel loved... narrator+++The ground underneath them opened up, throwing them away with a powerful blast of lava! Then, out of the charred earth, a beast arose: kdrag+++THE BLACK DEMON HELL DRAGON JENNIFER!!!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!!!!! narrator+++The dragon opens its mouth and a large spout of flame erupts from its nose, totally engulfing Traitor and causing her to burn alive in screaming agony!! Gross, huh? kdrag+++Jenna: BWAAAAAAAAA! BWAAAAAAA!! Mommy? Mommy? Daddy? 'Ichael? See Bobo, 'Ichael? Bobo bite, see bobo 'Ichael!? ghalshout+++Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Baby.....talk....can't....stand....driving....insane.....so annoying.....AHHHHHH!!!! leoshout+++Night: What...IS THAT THING???!!! kdrag+++Jenna: WATCH ELMO, 'Ichael! WATCH ELMO!! BWAAAAAAAAA!!! *spews another spurt of flame which burns the top of Cain's head* ronfarburned+++Cain: Ow...why do I ALWAYS have stuff like this happen to me?! First I'm grounded for fifteen years, then I get burned by some weird dragon... ramus+++Max: *snicker snicker* leothink+++Night: Sonic, this dragon seems to be repeating your name...do you have some sort of connection with it...? ghalhurt+++Sonic: Er...uh...she's....kind....of....my sister. ronfarburned+++Cain: AH!! TELL ME WHAT SHE'S SAYING!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING!!!! mysteregrin+++Night: Yeah, what he said. ghalcomment+++Sonic: Ah..er...She wants me to let her watch Elmo in Grouchland, or she'll destroy Lunar. mystereshock+++Night: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ronfarshout+++Cain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ramus+++Max: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! mystere+++Night: Huh?! ronfar+++Cain: Max? What's up? ramus+++Max: *crying* I...I don't know....it's....just...so sad.....Why do all these innocent people have to die? What is the purpose for this tragedy? leosad+++Night: It's alright...there, there.... ramuslaugh+++Max: MORON!!! AH AH AH AH AHA HAH HAH AHA HAHA HA AH HA!!! FOOLED YOU, DIDN'T I?!?! AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! kdrag+++Jenna: ROAR!!! Food! Baby eat! Baby eat! Eat, mommy! Eat, 'ichael, eat! *Swallows Max whole* ghalshout+++Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ronfarsad+++Cain: noooooooooooooooooooooooo ~ ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! leolaugh+++Night: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~ EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!! nallcomment+++Mox: Where the hell did Lucia go?!! ghal+++Sonic: .... narrator+++WILL MOX FIND OUT WHERE LUCIA IS, OR WILL SHE BECOME SONIC'S LOVE-SLAVE FOR THE REST OF TIME? NARRATOR+++DOES SONIC REALLY HAVE THE ELMO IN GROUCHLAND TAPE, OR IS LUNAR DOOMED? NARRATOR+++AND WILL TRAITOR BE REVIVED IN THE NEXT EPISODE? STAY TUNED!