This file is formatted for use with Lunar 2 Chat Engine v1.2 narrator+++THE WORST LUNAR FANFIC EVER. (By SonicBlade) PART III: OKAY SO THE PLOT REALLY BEGINS HERE, ALRIGHT? REALLY! I'M NOT JOKING! narrator+++Somewhere, in the deep, dark pits of Lunar, an unestimable evil lies dormant, untouched by the foul events above. narrator+++Its shadow power is unmatched by any in the universe...It has no sympathy for weakness, no caring for anyone, not even its demi-human brother... narrator+++Its name?!! kdrag+++THE BLACK DEMON HELL DRAGON....Jennifer!! narrator+++Uh...this isn't good. I think I just woke her up with my narrative...Sonic's gonna be pissed...oh man oh man oh man.... narrator+++*whispers* (Back on the surface of Lunar) hirogrin+++Artemi: You know, I wonder if I'll get an Oscar for this. I mean, I don't wanna be egotistical, but I have the main part and I've put so much work into it... jeanindif+++Samara: ...An Oscar? Is that some kind of sexual position, Artemi? You WORM!! ...ZIDANE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN!! I LIKE PRETZELS!! AHH!! luciaworry+++Lucia: Moxie...these people are worrying me...can we go? Please? ghalshout+++Sonic: !!! (My enchantment on Lucia is wearing off!! Nooooo! What is happening! I must do something!) nallcomment+++Mox: Hah. They're always like this. I guess we can go... ghal+++Sonic: hmm.....Pssst! Artemi! Cummere. Make yourself useful. See those two? *whispers* hirothink+++Artemi: Hmm...Okay....Okay...Yep...Alright...*whispers* What am I getting for this, anyway? ghal+++Sonic: Look in the suitcase, boy. *takes out black leather case from The Land Which All Cartoon Characters Take Out Useful Objects From* hiroshout+++Artemi: The....Original Sailor Moon video series....Uncut?!! UNCUT!?? Wooowo wowo woooo!! *steam blows out ears* ghalcomment+++Sonic: Yeah...check out video 3...it's got a nice....er...scene...in there... hiroshout+++Artemi: Alright! *grabs at suitcase* ghal+++Sonic: Not so fast! Ah ah hah! First you have to do that little favor.... hirosad+++Artemi: Alright... *sneaks over behind Lucia* rubyworry+++Traitor Reborn: ...What was that? That...rumbling?!! allaugh+++Shunaria: ...Rumbling? =0) That was my tummy!! HEE HE HEEEEE!!! =0) =0) Wasn't that funny?!! I'm stho sthilly!! HEE HE HEEEE!! Damn straight! (In joke if you know me!!) ramuslaugh+++Max: (Ach...finally got rid of that transformation...) That rumbling? That was....PALMER GOING TO THE DOUGHNUT SHOP!! MWA HA HA HA HA AH!!! mystereshout+++Night: MFF!! MFFF! MFFF.......Ah! Got that damned mask off!! leoshout+++Night: Max, you are such a freaking idiot!! GOOD GOD!!! Shut up!! Ah!! ronfarthink+++Cain: The word 'Freaking' is improper to use in speech. A more appropriate sentence would be 'Max, you are such an intensely propagating imbecile.' leoindif+++Night: ... ... ... Shut up, Cain. 'You' is the implied subject in that sentence. 'Shut up' is the predicate. Cain is the participial subject. SO DON'T CORRECT ME!! ronfarcomment+++Cain: Actually... leoattack+++Night: SHUT UP!! allaugh+++Shuni: Aweeeee...=0) Can't you sweetie pies get along? =0) =0) Even though it's so CUTE when you're angry!! =0) =0) *winks* ghalshout+++Sonic: Shuni, shut UP!!! Good lord, you are so frickin' GAY!! jeanmad+++Samara: SONIC!! S/He's not gay!! S/he's bisexual!! There's a difference, you bigoted democratic capitalist sexist PIG!!! MEN!! Huff!!! BEEF JERKY!! borganindif+++Alvy...er..Bio: That's a pathetic insult. You quite obviously have no skill in causing people to feel like they are worthless. I, however... bdrag+++LC: yea u bee sttoopid u cant not innsult peeple good i can be insulter dough u r dum ha ha ha u r sttoopid lunnshout+++Sanc: YEAH! WHAT HE SAID! Go Bio, Go Bio, Go, go, GO BIO!!! Aerith is UGLY!! Lucia is UGLY! Celes is UGLY!! ghalshout+++Sonic: What....What...WHAT DID YOU SAY, SANC!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!! *powers up energy attack* al+++Shuni: Hee hee hee =0) =0) I think you made Sonic a wittle bit angwy...hee hee hee =0) =0) bdrag+++LC: yea he bee mad att u now he maybe wood be go-eeng two beet u up now ha ha ha u r soo dum borgantired+++Bio: Oh, come on! Like anyone really cares how Sonic feels? Or how anyone feels, for that matter! Everyone in the world is a total idiot except for ME!! leolaugh+++Night: Maybe you think that because you hang around the likes of Sanc and Lavos Core! ghalcomment+++Sonic: ER...GR....*charges up* Huh? Ah, ha ha ha ha!!! *loses control of immense power* rubygrin+++Traitor: Heh heh, that's so funny, Night! You're hilarious! Now I just wish Sonic could learn how to be funny. Heh, heh. *wink* ghalshout+++Sonic: I CAN'T CONTROL IT!! AH!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! *massive ball of flame/shadow magic flies out of his body* rubyburnmad+++Traitor: *receives full impact of the blow* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *incinerates* alshout+++Shuni: Noooo!! Traitor!! And she was so cute, too!! *_* leoshout+++Night: Huh?! Not only is s/he bisexual, but he likes dragons too? nall+++Mox: ...Dracophiliac? ... heh, heh...er....where's Lucia? ghal+++Sonic: Eh...she said that you were boring her, so she left. (Go 'Tem!) nallsad+++Mox: ...Oh. allaugh+++Shuni: But I still like you, Mox! =0) =0) =0) =0) =0) *wink wink* HE HEE HEEE!! =0) =0) Damn straight!! =0) =0) leoshout+++Night: AH!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! YOUR EXTREME GAYNESS IS OVERWHELMING!! AUGH!!! *Fires Bolt 3/Ultima/Flare combo into Shuni* almad+++Shuni: AH!!! THE PAAAAAAAIN!! NOOO!! I'm reverting to my true form!! Now you will all see me for what I truly am!! NOOO!! *reverts* zophar+++Shuni: Look what you've DONE TO ME!! now you know my secret! ghal+++Sonic: Huh? What are you talking about? We already saw you like that, at the beginning of Part I. What are you, stupid or something? (Actually...) ramuslaugh+++Max: QUISTIS IS A HOTTIE!!! ghalshout+++Sonic: QUEEN BRAHNE IS A STUPID BITCH!! jeanmad+++Samara: ...Bi...YOU ANIMALS!! AH!!! Come on, Shunaria. I'm tired of these MEN. =0) Let's go to that feminist meet I saw advertised the other day! =0) I LIKE SPAM!! zophar+++Shuni: OKAY!! =0) I wonder how I'll get in looking like this, though...*leaves* borganindif+++Bio: Myself and my partners are leaving as well. I'd rather not waste my time with such lowly forms of intelligence as yourself. borganindif+++Bio: ...I will now go read a classic English novel and bask in the glory of my own vocabulary. *leaves* ronfargrin+++Cain: Hey, sounds like fun! Er...*tries to ignore glares from Sonic and Night* narrator+++To Be Continued...BWA HA HA HAHA!! Er...What's up with the Black Demon Hell Dragon Jennifer? What will happen to Shuni and her new sidekick? How big IS Bio's vocabulary? Find out soon!