This file is formatted for use with Lunar 2 Chat Engine v1.2 narrator+++THE WORST LUNAR FANFIC EVER. (By SonicBlade) PART II: THE INHERENTLY BAD PART THAT GETS THE WORTHLESS STORY GOING!! (Not really though) hirogrin+++Artemi: It is I, Artemi! The guy who had one lousy line in Part I, while Mox became the Biggest Pimp in the Universe. nallshy+++Mox: Well, there is Ricky Martin. But he's gay, so... jeanindif+++Samara: Sonic, how many 'gay' jokes are going to be in this fic?! Good lord, lay off already! ghal+++Sonic: Huh? What are you talking about? Fic? What's that? mysteregrin+++Night: Mask on... leolaugh+++Night: Mask off. jeanquestion+++Samara: Sonic? Lay off it, alright!? We all know this is some lame story you're writing. ghalhurt+++Sonic: ... (Geez...I've been discovered...) mystereshout+++Night: Hmm....Mask on...Scary. leoshout+++Night: Mask off. Also scary! nall+++Mox: Well, I'll be going now, I have some pimping...er...some gentlemanly duties to perform...PEACE! ramusmad+++Max: NOT SO FAST!! nallcomment+++Mox: uh...what?! ramusmad+++Max: That's MY girlfriend you have there! nallmad+++Mox: Oh really!! Well, which one is your so-called 'girlfriend', punk?! ramus+++Max: Uh....all of them! mystere+++Night: Mask on...kind of classy.... leothink+++Night: Mask off. Kind of...cool... nallmad+++Mox: Well, you know what? They're mine now! You could never have them! My pimping skills are UNRIVALED!! ramuslaugh+++Max: BUGENHAGEN!!!!! ghalshout+++Sonic: BUGENHAGEN!!!!! jeanlaugh+++Samara: BUGEN--er...ah...sorry. Got caught up in the moment...*ahem* mystereshock+++Night: MFFF! MFFF! MFFF! MFFF! er... ghal+++Sonic: What was that, Night? mystereshock+++Night: *muffled* Can't...get...mask...off....must...argue with Max.... ramuslaugh+++Max: Oh, hey Night!! You know what? You look REALLY MORONIC in that mask, YOU MORON!! AH HA HA HA HA AH!! mystereshock+++Night: MFFFFF!!! MFFF!!! RACKER SHRACKER FRACKEM RACKEM MFFF!! MFF!!! hirothink+++Artemi: ...hmm...Sailor Moon...how delicate...how beautiful... *has become a creepy SM villain* jeanconfu+++Samara: Ah...ah...Artemi? ghalcomment+++Sonic: Don't worry. That's the normal male reaction to that anime. Even I, the great Sonic Blade, well, er...um...nevermind. jeanworry+++Samara: .... ramusmad+++Max: So, Lemina, off with you! Cummere, babe! leminalaugh+++Lemina: Fat chance, goofball! mysteregrin+++Night: MFF!! HA HA HA-MFF!! MFF!! mmff mff mff mff MMM MMM MFF!! HA HA! hirogrin+++Artemi: Yeah, I play the hero, the biggest role...it's good to finally have respect. Ahhhh... ramus+++Max: So let's go! Come on! I'm a better pimp than Mox will ever be!! nallmad+++Mox: Oh...yeah!! REALLY?!! WELL....EAT THIS, YOU $&(^#*(%*(%!!!! D R A G O N SLAAAAAAVEEEEE!!!! narrator+++Oh, come on. If you don't know what happens now, then...Huh? Surprise in plot? Dynamic conflict? What? Oh. Well, nevermind then. So... rubyburnmad+++Traitor: NOO! MAX!! AHH!!!! *Is hit with Dragon Slave instead of Max* nallcry+++Mox: NOO!!!! Traitor!! MAX, YOU $(^&*(^*#%!!! *chases Max out of the hastily written-in surroundings* ghal+++Sonic: Hmm....so Lucia...I know this place out by the ocean... luciablush+++Lucia: Really...how...romantic....(ahh, he's so DREAMY!! I MUST HAVE HIM!!) jeanconfu+++Samara: ... (Why is....Lucia looking that way...at Sonic? Some sort of spell? Oh, no...SONIC, you...you...you...ARHH!! I'll get you, you wait!) narrator+++TO BE CONTINUED!!!