This file is exclusive to Lunar Chat Plus Lavos Core+++ now 4 nightfic part 7 wth bad thigs hepnig leoshout+++Nightsong: Look, you little idiot!! Hurry up and help us find Samara!!!! alexmad+++Paul Nathans: No, I am unwilling to aid you in your plagiaristic quest!! Your DARK ANGEL story has perverted my concepts in the non-crossover that was PATHWAYS OF FOREBODING. ghalcomment+++Sonicblade: Er... welcome back, everyone. I'm guessing that Core's opening statement didn't really tell you much about what's going on. Lavos Core+++ wut do j00 meen sonick/?// ghalhurt+++Sonic: Just shut up, LC. Just shut up. hiro+++Artemi: To put it in a brief (yet deeply profound) sense... hirocomment+++Artemi: Paul Nathans thinks that Night's Xenogears fic is a ripoff off of his own 'theories'. ronfarmad+++Cain: And as a direct result, he's completely refusing to help us, unless Night turns his fic into a short about the Dark Angel television series. ghalcomment+++Sonic: As a translation, he's being a complete idiot. leoattack+++Night: Just HOW am I ripping YOU off, Nathans!?!?! My fanfic uses some of Nanaki's ideas, true, but all you wrote with him was that stupid 'Lavoid Trigger' story!!! The only thing decent about it was the one chapter that Nanaki wrote himself!!! alexshout+++Paul: And within that lies my exact point! Since LAVOID TRIGGER was a joint work between Nanaki and myself, any and all ideas expressed in it belong to ME!!! leoindif+++Night: You're walking a very, VERY thin line, Nathans. I'm tempted to break out some Mox Jet magic on you. alexcomment+++Paul: Mox Jet is also a rip-off artist, even though I'm well aware that he was granted permission to pervert my theories. alexdmad+++Paul: I adorn the armor of shining melodramatic-ness, with my blade of the 5000K chapter!! leoattack+++Night: You want a fight?! The Blade of Black will be your undoing, pesky little @#()*$!!!!!! Lavos Core+++ och loks liie ngiht bet pu ghal+++Sonic: Er... allow me to narrate the battle, Core. ghal+++Sonic: Their blades meet, the power of the galaxies running inbetween them. A million thoughts run through their minds as they trade thrust for thrust, and... leoshout+++Night: Sonic!!! You don't have to do character development for us! Just narrate!! ghalevdefeat+++Sonic: Fine, you big party pooper. ghalev+++Sonic: Ouch! Paul just took a punch to the jaw! ghalevshout+++Night: Good lord, Night, watch out!! He's trying to hit you with his massively redundant blade!! ghalpsad+++Sonic: Oh, THAT had to hurt. Night just kicked Paul in the crotch, and he's following up with a quick downward slash of his sword. ghalshout+++Sonic: No! Paul's armor kept the sword from cutting him! Also, being kicked between the legs didn't seem to affect him at all! leoattack+++Night: They don't call him... leoshout+++Night: "the little no hormone zone" for nothing, you know! ghalevshout+++Sonic: And the battle continues, Night - Lavos Core+++ you R a bad narater sonicck let mee d0 it fastr Lavos Core+++ night bete up pal nathns fast &87 badly leothink+++Night: You know, Core... I never thought I'd say this, but... leo+++Night: Good job with the narrating. alexindif+++Paul: Foul heathens of unfeeling emotion and unconscious wakefulness. Your plagiarism is forced to be left unpunished by my skills and will be forced to be left unpunished because of it. ronfarthink+++Cain: You know... you need to work on your wording of things, Nathans. That was a most ridiculous statement. Perhaps if you weren't such a propagating fool you'd be cooler. leo+++Night: Word. leoe+++Night: Now then, we must get back on the quest! Without Nathans here helping us, we'll have to find Samara on our own, but I think we should still get the bottle of Sensedrin first. If we wait too long, Sancdar might use all of it himself. alexshout+++Paul: You haven't seen the last of me, plagiaristic heathen you haven't! alexindif+++Paul: And I have one last attack of a verbal nature that will kill you all because it's a verbal attack. leoeshout+++Night: No, you fool!! Stop, now!!! ghal+++Sonic: What is he about to do? leoeindif+++Night: The verbal equivalent to Meteo in Final Fantasy 4. alexindif+++Paul: Would you be willing to accept I believe love and physical attraction desire to have physical relations/physical unity with people are different and love can happen without any of the latter three aspects? Lavos Core+++ Dear God, what in the hell was that? hiroshout+++Artemi: Holy... he just made Core's writing legible!! alexindif+++Paul: Would you be willing to believe that I'm not insane because I don't practice physical attraction and/or the like? Lavos Core+++ Everyone but Paul begins to go into conniptions at the strange, horrible statements. ronfarmad+++Cain: No no no!!1 Words is going bye-bye when he talks!! Me losing covab... vocab... talking stuff! leoshout+++Night: By all that's... uh... good or something, stop, dude! This is uncoolness! alexindif+++Paul: Would you believe that there's too much Romantic trash in Fanfiction? That physical relations/physical unity should *not* be done 'because it feels good'? ghalevdefeat+++Sonic: NOOOOO!! MOMMY!!! Mike-ey watch Emmo!! Watch Elmo, mommy!!! hiroshout+++Artemi: No... no! He's changing all of you! Stop, Nathans!! Stop!! alexindif+++Paul: That love is not fearing rejection and avoiding someone because they might not return the feelings but that's wanting someone to love you? Lavos Core+++ I have a feeling this could get very, very bad... leoattack+++Night: Dude!! Like, shut up or something! This is totally uncool, dude!! hiromad+++Artemi: I don't know what the hell you did to them, Nathans, but I will stop it NOW. Lavos Core+++ Artemi, in a rather gruesome display of his skill, mauls Nathans. Rather than go into graphic, R-rated detail, let's just say that it took several hours for Paul to crawl away afterwards. hirosad+++Artemi: Oh... geez. What am I going to do now? Everyone's contracted horrible, horrible diseases! ronfarshout+++Cain: Me scared!!! leoewink+++Night: Dude, let's go surfin'. ghal+++Sonic: Mikey watch Elmo NOW!! Lavos Core+++ Oh, the horror!! Paul Nathans completely insane theories have warped the gang's minds! But why was Artemi not affected? Where has Samara gotten to? For that matter, whatever happened to Mox? Lavos Core+++ All this in more in Part 8 of the Nightfic!!! (disclaimer: the horrible ultimate attack that Paul just used was not made up by me, but actual cut and pastes of a log of the ONE conversation I had with him on IRC a while back. Truth is stranger and more frightening than fiction).