This file is formatted for use with Lunar 2 Chat Engine v1.2 narrator+++Jim Bob Supreme: And welcome back, for part 5 of the "Nightfic", most hellishly abysmal fic EVER conceived by man. I am, of course, your host, Jim Bob Supreme. narrator2+++Joe Blow Deluxe: And I'm Joe Blow Deluxe... but Jimbo, there's a small problem. narrator+++JBS: Why, whatever could it be, Joey? narrator2+++JBD: I just found out that the check Nightsong gave us for this job bounced. Apparently, the guy's totally broke. narrator+++JBS: WHAT?!?!!! Explain yourself, Night!!! mystereshock+++Night: Er... uh... what do you mean, it bounced?! Those people at the bank must be LYING!!! Yeah, that's it, they're liars!! narrator+++JBS: My god, what a bunch of #$(@)&. I'm out of here, Joey, and I suggest you leave too. leoshout+++Night: No, dammit! You can't just leave, I need my announcers! narrator2+++JBD: You should've thought of that before you gave me that check, bucko. I'm gone. leosad+++Night: Crap... now what do I do? jeanmad+++Samara: What do you 'do', you stupid little pig?! jeanlaugh+++Samara: PRETZELS!!! SUICIDE DRINKS!!! FUSHIGI YUGI!!! =0)=0) hirobeg+++Artemi: ACK!!!! NO MORE, I BEG YOU!!! rubycry+++Traitor: I don't know what in the world's going on, but it's scaring me anyway!! BWAAAA! leosad+++Night: ... we've got to do something for her, and quick, guys. ghalhurt+++Sonic: But what, Night? Without your announcers, we can't go anywhere. We're effectively trapped in the ruins of Storm Citadel. bdrag+++Lavos Core: i kan fyx that mabee leoshout+++Night: What the hell?!?! You're dead!!! bdrag+++Lavos Core: no im jest hurted by dragon salve but im okey now hiroshout+++Artemi: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH US?!?!!! hiro+++Artemi: ...ah, such pathos. I'm sure to win an award for this. bdrag+++Lavos Core: i wil do narashun 4 u and take u to cere samurfa leothink+++Night: It's a crazy, crazy thought... but we have no other option. leoindif+++Night: You do realize, Lavos Core, that by taking on narration responsibilities, you will lose your physical form? bdrag+++Lavos Core: that is okey my g/frend ses i cant git it up enywaay ghal+++Sonic: hee hee heee.... leoindif+++Night: Quiet, Sonic. Very well, then. Artemi, cast the spell. hiroquestion+++Artemi: Er... why me? leoshout+++Night: Because I said to!!!! And besides, don't you want to actually have LINES in this skit!! HURRY UP! hiroquestion+++Artemi: But... I...er... I don't know the spell. leoattack+++Night: Then make one up!!! I don't care!! hirocomment+++Artemi: Okay... here goes... nuega zieber ziber zom. hiroshout+++Artemi: Now the chosen time has come! hiromad+++Artemi: Exchange this moron for a narrator! *POP* ronfarworry+++Cain: Are these spells supposed to go pop? ronfarpose+++Cain: Oh, and that spell bit Artemi just did was obviously ripped directly from my Latin textbook. leoindif+++Night: Er... okay. leothink+++Night: Lavos Core, did the spell work? narrator+++Lavos Core: yeah i thik it ded ghalhurt+++Sonic: Dear lord... what have we unleashed upon this world... leo+++Night: Oh, hush, Sonic. We had no option. leothink+++Night: All right then, Core, say something describing us going somewhere where we might find a cure for Samara. ronfar+++Cain: How does this work, anyway? leothink+++Night: Well, after he says the words, we should all just magically be in a new location. Quite exciting. narrator+++Lavos Core: okey then night and evry1 els wer in a drugstore ghalcomment+++Sonic: What the hell?!?! A drug store?! giban+++Store Clerk: Hello, welcome to Super One, how may I help you? leoshout+++Night: Dammit, Core!! Not only did you summon us to the wrong place, you didn't even manage to actually send us to a drug store!! narrator+++Lavos Core: but thes IZ a drugstare leoattack+++Night: YOU MORON!!! Super One is a GROCERY STORE!!! ghalmad+++Sonic: Okay... okay... let's all just calm down. ghalcomment+++Sonic: Maybe, just maybe, we can help Samara with something here anyway. giban+++Store Clerk: er... I SAID, may I help you? mystere+++Night: Why, yes, civilian. As you can see, I am the Lone Ranger, defeater of nefarious infidels everywhere, and I... ronfarcomment+++Cain: Er... Night, what's up with the disguise? mystereshock+++Night: Why, I don't know who this "Night" is, good sir! I am the Lone Ranger, and I am searching for information! mystere+++Night: (shut up, Cain! I can't give away my secret identity to a mere shopping clerk!) ronfarmad+++Cain: (you're a propagating fool, Night!) giban+++Store Clerk: Er... if you don't need help, I'm supposed to be changing the expiration dates on the milk cartons in the back, so... ghal+++Sonic: Hold on, there. We're wondering if you have any sort of medicines that would cure lameritis. gibanlaugh+++Store Clerk: Why, you're the second person today to ask me that! mysteregrin+++Night: So you have it? Oh, thank God. giban+++Store Clerk: Er... no, I'm sorry. The last person here took our last bottle of Sensedrin. Sorry. leoattack+++Night: DAMN IT!!!! WHO TOOK IT, PETTY CLERK!? WHO TOOK IT!! TELL ME, OR FACE THE WRATH OF NIGHTSONG!!!!! hirobeg+++Artemi: Night, man, calm down! giban+++Store Clerk: I'll tell you!! I'll tell you everything!! Just don't take away my manhood!! leothink+++Night: Say WHAT? giban+++Store Clerk: Ah... nothing. gibanlaugh+++Store Clerk: ha ha ha... just a small joke... very... funny, you seee... er.. leoindif+++Night: ... ghalcomment+++Sonic: ... ronfarmad+++Cain:... jeanmad+++Samara: I just KNOW there's a sexual overtone in all of these dots! jeanlaugh+++Samara: FUSOYA! giban+++Store Clerk: We sold the last bottle of it to some guy named guy named Sancdar. narrator+++Lavos Core: oh mi gozh hes not ded ether whut a sprise ! ! leoshout+++Night: That little moron!!! Core, take us to Sanc's hideout!!! We will force him to give Samara some of these lamer curing pills! narrator+++Lavos Core: okeyday ill take u ther N a sekund but first iv gotta say come reed more in part6 sone okey narrator+++Lavos Core: now night and every1 were in a... leoattack+++Night: YOU IDIOT!!! ONCE YOU SAY STAY TUNED FOR PART 6, YOU STOP TALKING UNTIL WE'RE IN PART 6!!!! SO SHUT UP!!! narrator+++Lavos Core: but i leoattack+++Night: NO BUTS!!! JUST SHUT UP! STAY TUNED FOR PART 6!!!