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narrator+++JimBobSupreme:  And we're back, folks.  On an unfunny note, it seems some people can't see past this line when reading these.  If that's the case for you, go into the file and insert the returns that should ALREADY be there.
narrator2+++JoeBlowDeluxe:  That's right, Jimbo!  And now, for the return of the intensly crappy story that doesn't have anything to do with Sonic's!
narrator1&2+++JBDS:  Mox's radical quest to destroy Max and Shuni.... *pause for dramatic effect*  F O R E V E R ! ! ! !
rubygrin+++Ruby: Oh, mr. Giban, I think I love you.
gibansmile+++Giban: And I you, Ruby.  Let's get married!
narrator+++JBS:  Er... wrong scene there.  Take two, in Tech's evil laboratory of CHEESE!
nallmad+++Mox:  TECHNOPROPHET!!!  SHUNARIA DELAN!!!!  GET YOUR #*(%&)(*@& LITTLE @(*#&)%@*&#($*&#@ES OUT HERE NOW!
maurismile+++Mauri: Oh, Moxie, you're soooo strong!
luciasmile+++Lucia:  And handsome!
luciablushbig+++Lucia: Oh goodness, I almost feel faint.
nall+++Mox: Thank you, ladies, but not right now.  I have imbeciles to deal with, after all.
ramuslaugh+++Max:  Ha ha ha!!!  You moron!  Cheese is the bomb!!!!
zophar+++Shunaria Delan:  Damn straight!!!!  HE HEEE!  *wink wink*
nallmad+++Mox: I know you two put the evil lamer spell on Samara, didn't you?!?!
ramusmad+++Max: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't, you moronic moron.  What're you going to do about it, except act moronic about it?
zophar+++Shuni: WOW, Mr. Techno!  That was so prettified!! =0) =0)
nallmad+++Mox:  What am I going to do about it, you... you nerd!  I'm going to... I'm going to...
ramuslaugh+++Max:  HA HA HA!!  The moron ray I used on your ship earlier is beginning to effect your judgement!
ramus+++Max: Soon, all you will be able to think of is your undying love for cheese and the old men of the final fantasies.
nallcomment+++Mox: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!  I will take you all with me if I'm going to go that way!!!  
nallmad+++Mox: D R A G O N  S L L L A A A A A V V V E E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
narrator2+++JBD: Oh, surprise, surprise.  Unfortunately, Night doesn't know much of anything about plot twists, so it's pretty easy to guess what happens here.
ramuslaugh+++Max: HA HA HA!!!  I absorbed the moronic energy of your moronic attack!!!
narrator2+++JBD: Okay, so I was wrong.
ramus+++Max: And I will use it to morph into my super form!  Shuni, form change NOW!!!
narrator+++JBS: There is, of course, a space of silence.
almad+++Shuni: I shall teach you to respect butterflies and emoticons, Mox!!
gwynshout+++Max: No!!! Damn it!!  What the hell did Night do to my beautiful, wonderful spell?!
nallindif+++Mox: All I know is that he who lives through a dragon slave shall not live to tell about it.
gwyn+++Max: What in the world?  You sound like... Trowa from Gundam Wing!
nallmad+++Mox: I will destroy you, Relena... er... Shuni and Max!
alshout+++Shuni:  NOW you sound like Heero Yuy!  What's going on here?!!
nallshy+++Mox: Well, looks like I'll have to break out the Death Scythe on your lamer asses.
gwynshout+++Max: DEAR GOD NO!!!!  NOT THE DEATH SCYTHE!
narrator2+++JBD: THIS one has a much more predictable outcome...
gwynthink+++Max:  Ouchies... me go night-night now... *passes out*
almad+++Shuni: I'd teach you to respect my damned straightness, but... it hurts... *whimpers until passing out*
nall+++Mox: ALL RIGHT!!  I defeated Zechs... er... what did I just say?!
narrator+++JBS: And the horror of Mox's situation finally dawns upon him.
nallcry+++Mox: NOOO! I'm turning into a character from Gundam Wing!!  Soon... that means... that means.
nallsad+++Mox: What will happen to all of my beautiful women?  Gundam Wing characters are... they're...
nallcry+++Mox:  GAY!!!!!!
narrator2+++JBD: Oh, the horror!!!  What shall happen to Mox upon his realization that his many, MANY women shall soon be revolting over his new, 'prettified' condition?
narrator+++JBS: FIND OUT IN PART 5!!!