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narrator+++Jim Bob Supreme: And welcome back, to part three of the "Nightfic": The worst story in the whole of the Multiverse.  I'm the hastily hired narrator, Jim Bob Supreme.
narrator2+++Joe Blow Deluxe:  And I'm Joe Blow Deluxe.  Today, we have a rather unique tale to tell.  Three of the most annoying beings in the world have attacked the hearty and hale members of the FFAF...
narrator+++JBS: And it seems that a huge battle shall soon take place... our scene opens in Storm Citadel, on a dark and stormy mid-afternoon...
leolaugh+++Nightsong:  ...And then, the bartender made a face at Steve!  It was soooo hilarious!
ghalcomment+++Sonicblade: What happened after that, Night?
leoindif+++Night:  Steve stabbed the bartender.
nallindif+++Moxjet:  Well... oo-kay... anyway.  Anyone else have a joke?
borgan+++Bio Spark X:  I had one, but you're all too silly and incompetent to understand it.
lunnshout+++Sancdar:  Oooh... oohhhh!!!  I have one, I have one!
hironotlook+++Artemi:  er... I guess you should go ahead and tell it, then.
lunn+++Sancdar:  Why did the chicken cross the road?
bdrag+++Lavos Core: oooh ooh iv herd that on b4
leoshout+++Night:  Well, we haven't, you stupid little *$()&#$!!!
jeanquestion+++Samara:  You bigoted person!  Do you HAVE to yell out curses every two seconds?
jeanlaugh+++Samara:  I like root beer!!
leosad+++Night: ...
ghal+++Sonic: I'm almost scared to say it, but finish your joke, Sancdar.
ghalmad+++Sonic: Why DID the chicken cross the road?
lunn+++Sanc: To get to the other slide!!!
lunnsmile+++Sanc:  Isn't that funny?  You probably expected me to say side, not slide!  Ha ha ha ha!
ghalcomment+++Sonic:  heh heh... heh..... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
ronfarsad+++Cain: How... in the world... was that... funny.
leothink+++Night: Beats me, Cain.
luciathink+++Lucia: Moxie, why was that joke funny?
luciaconfu+++Lucia: Is this another human thing I don't understand yet?
nall+++Mox: No, hon, the joke just wasn't funny, is all.
bdrag+++Lavos Core: finlly some1 hoo agrees wth me.
nallmad+++Mox:  Hey... wait a minute!!!  Why are all of you lame villains here in storm citadel?!?!
lunn+++Sancdar:  Spring break.  We all go to the same middle school.
leolaugh+++Night:  Middle school?  You're all little fifth and sixth graders?!
bdrag+++Lavos Core:  thers nothig rong with that u moron fith grad is kewl
ghalshout+++Sonic:  No it's not!!!  I asked out thirty girls in that grade...
ghalhurt+++Sonic: ...and not a one of them said yes.
ronfargrin+++Cain: Now, that's just funny.  Maybe if you had mad linguist skills like me, you'd get more women.
jeanmad+++Samara:  You PIGS!!!!!
jeanlaugh+++Samara:  Tenchi Muyo is the greatest anime of all time!!!
borgansad+++Bio: I hate to admit it, but she's starting to even make me, the great Bio Spark X, worried.
leosad+++Night: ...
leoshout+++Night:  Enough of this!!  The sooner we beat the crap out of you idiot infidels, the sooner we can go about securing a cure for Samara!
ghalhurtgrin+++Sonic: 'secure a cure'... heh heh heh.... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
nallindif+++Mox: Oo-kay.... anyway, time to kill these three morons.  DRAAAAGOOOONNNN SLLLLAAAAAAVEEE!!!!!!
narrator2+++JBD: And several minutes pass as the spell resolves itself throughout the room.
narrator+++JBS: When the fire and brimstone are finally finished doing their thing, very little is left of the main hall of Storm Citadel... and Night, among others, is rather pissed.
leoshout+++Night: And my beautiful HANGING PLANT is GONE!!!!  BURNED to a crisp!!!!
leoattack+++Night: Do you have ANY idea how much those things cost?!?!
leosad+++Night: ...my poor fern.
ronfarburned+++Cain: Mox... do you suppose you could possibly direct your overly large spell elsewhere next time.  This kinda stings.
nallshy+++Mox: Well... it took care of those morons, didn't it?
jeanmad+++Samara: You BIGOT!!!  You just killed them because they're different than you!!!
ghal+++Sonic: I love the fishes 'cuz they're so delicious...
ghalhurtgrin+++Sonic: Got goldfishes.
jeanconfu+++Samara: Well... different than most of you, anyway.
leothink+++Night: Guys... we've gotta do something to cure Samara before she starts defending The Spy's fanfiction, or saying that Beyond the Beyond and Quest64 were good games.
jeanmad+++Samara:  Whaddaya mean 'cure'? Am I meat?  Am I a hock of ham for you to 'cure'?!?!
jeanlaugh+++Samara:  FUSOYA!!!
nallindif+++Mox: Night, I don't have a clue how this happened, or how to cure it, but I think I know who did it.
nallmad+++Mox: I go forth, to kill Shuni and Tech!  Come, Lucia, Lemina, Leena, Rena, Mara, Karie, Schala, Sailor Pluto, Sarah, Janis...
narrator2+++JBD: And he goes on like that for another half an hour or so, at which point he goes forth from Storm Citadel on his great ship, the Weatherlight.
narrator+++JBS: And thus are the remaining FFAFers left to determine some way to cure Samara of her mysterious malady...