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narrator+++And now for something TRULY terrible, boys.  It is I, NIGHTSONG.  I have the powers of quotes and acronyms together, making me the worst author on the face of the earth.  Now, then....
leolaugh+++Nightsong: INDEEDETH!!!  I shall now strike fear into every man's heart!
jeanindif+++Samara: What about women, Night?  You're such a sexist!
leoindif+++Nightsong:  Sexist?!  Me?!?  What in the world do you mean? 
zophar+++Shunaria Delan: Confused, hetero boy?  She's been talking to ME, and I told her a few things about you all!!!  =0)=0)=0)
nallindif+++Mox:  Dear God no!  Shuni's turned Samara into a feminist!!!  
ramus+++Max: No he didn't, You MORON!!!  Cain is the man!
Leoindif+++Nightsong: What in the WORLD are you talking about, Max?  Are you totally insane?
ramus+++Max: Shut up, you moron!!!  I like CHEESE! 
ronfarthink+++Cain: It occurs to me suddenly that Max's comments are quite similar to Shunaria's...
mystereshock+++Nightsong: Cain?!?!  How'd you get in here?!  You're still grounded!!!
ronfarpose+++Cain: I escaped by tying together strings of dryer lint, then hanging them out of my room's window.
leoindif+++Nightsong:  ... Er.... okay, anyway...
leoshout+++Night: TTECHNOPROPHET!!!!  We KNOW that you taught Shuni his homofabulous techniques!!!  Fess up!!  
zophar+++Shuni: HEE HEE!  =0) I like kitty cats! =0) *wink wink* Someone really should write for my character!  Her name is Shunarai Delan, she's 16...
ghalhurt+++Sonic:  Hey, guys, I just got here.... oh, my God.  Kitty cats?
ramus+++Max: Very well, then.  Come forth, my pupil!!  We shall show these fools what's what!!!  BUGENHAGEN!!!!
zophar+++Shuni: HEE HE HEEE!!!!  Get it?  Get it?  The second 'he' just has one 'e', so it means I'm gay!!  MWEA hA HA 
leoattack+++Night: We will put an end to your menace, infidel!
ronfarmad+++Cain:  Yes, we SHALL!!!
nallindif+++Moxi: Well, I've got a date in five minutes, but til then, I'm free to kick your #()^&.
hirobeg+++Artemi: I am Artemi.
ghalmad+++Sonic:  Here it go, foo'!!!
ramus+++Max: Shuni!!  Super form change with me, now!!!
narrator+++there is silence for several moments...
allaugh+++Shuni:  MWA HA HA!!  I am now in fic form, idiots!!  =0)=0).  I'm 16, very sarcastic, and occasionally witty!!!  THE HORROR!
gwyn+++Max:  And I... hey, what the hell?  I wasn't supposed to turn into THIS!
leolaugh+++Night:  That was my doing, infidel!!  PREPARE TO DIE, BOTH OF YOU!!!!
jeanmad+++Samara:  You PERVERT!!!!  Turning someone into GWYN!??!!!
leosad+++Night:  What're you sayin', Samara?  It was just so that Max can't turn us all into Shuni look-alikes!
jeanmad+++Samara:  What's so WRONG WITH THAT?!?!?!  HUH!?  Are you a bigot in more ways than one, Night?!?!
ghalshout+++Sonic:  Tech!!!  THIS IS YOUR DOING, isn't it?!?!?!
gwynshout+++Max:  I am the man!!!  Oh, and Night, I'm a better person than you are, you moron!!
allaugh+++Shuni:  And now, we shall triple=team your sorry behinds!!  =0)=0) I like butterflies and ponies!!
narrator+++Several minutes pass in heated battle...
almad+++Shuni:  You may have defeated me for today, but mark my words, I shall be back!!!!
gwynthink+++Max:  Indeedeth.  You are all morons.
narrator+++the two leave, and Samara tries to go with them.  Night holds her back, sure there must be a way to break the spell on her...
ronfarworry+++Cain:  What are we going to do about Samara, everyone?  Not even my mad linguist skills can help us on this one...
jeanmad+++Samara:  What do you mean, 'do with me' you pervish creeps?!??!  ....I like root beer.
mystereshock+++Night:  WHAT?!?!  What did you just say?!?!?
ghalhurt2+++Sonic:  It has begun.... soon she'll be another babbling sycophant.
mystereshout+++Night:  NOOOO!!!  It can't be true!!  You don't even know what sycophant means, Sonic!!!!
ronfarpose+++Cain: Ah, but I do, and he's quite right.  Sad, really...
mystereshout+++Night:  NO!!!  There has to be something we can do to stop it.
?????+++Ah, but there's not...
borgan+++Bio Spark X:  Cower, you silly fools!!  I am Bio Spark X!!!
leolaugh+++Night:  Is THIS what you look like, Alvin?  You infidel!
borganindif+++Bio:  YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME, FOOL!!!  COWER BEFORE MY QUASI=DECENT REIGN OF TERROR!
nallindif+++Mox:  Er... well, as fun as this is, I've got a date now.  Later.
ghalshout+++Sonic:  We don't need his help, Bio!  We can take you ourselves!!
jeanmad+++Samara:  'take you'?!?  You pervert!!!
leosad+++Night: ...
narrator+++TO BE CONTINUED, FOO'!