????: Wazzah, boy-ee!!! As you can possibly tell through the incredibly grainy portrait just above these words, I am the infamous Sonicsword!! For those of you not 'in the know', I am the physical manifestation of Sonicblade's insanity; his evil side, if you will. As such, my portrait is not officially sanctioned by him, and... I LOVE CHEESE!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Any-hoo, Night don't have much in the way of stories here yet, but he wanted to start this section up now, because he's got a 'good' idea for a parody series. Won't say too much about it now, but I will give ya the premise: Barbarians are wandering a modern country somewhat similar to America, plundering and looting with all manner of primitive weaponry. Unfortunately, the government can't intervene, because the Senate's been debating the legality of the group's mullets (growing one is a prerequisite for joining the Brothers of the Bearded Chest) for the past twenty years.
Sound insane? It is. That's why I host this section. BWWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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